

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! Hah.What did the chemist do when he cut his leg? He put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up.Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're so fine! F is fluorine, I is iodine, and Ne is the element symbol for neon.Knock Knock, Who's There? Beryl. Beryl who? Beryl and Lium.What do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!.I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available! (Na).What do you do to dead elements? You barium.So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared.".Sooo I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen.but NaH.Are you feeling under the weather today? Because you look like you're Na fine.Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass? Only the Catholic ones!.Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty).You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.Hey want to hear a joke about potassium?.What happened to the chemist in the cave - Berkelium (bear kill him).H 2O 2 is hydrogen peroxide and you can't drink it or you will die) Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H 2O and the second one says I will have some H 2O too and the second one dies! Hahaha (get it.A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a NEON him.What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium.A good way to remember gold is "Au gimme that gold".What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!.What did the chemist say to motivate his team? We ARGON to BARIUM.Are you 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine.Are you hydrogen? Why? Because I can't live without you.

Why are helium, curium, and barium the three main medical elements? If you can't curium or helium, you barium!.( H 2O is water, while H 2O 2 is hydrogen peroxide.) One guy says "I would like some H 2O." The other guy says "I would like some H 2O too ( H 2O 2)." The waiter delivers the drinks and the second guy dies after imbibing his.
